Some poetry to bring culture to you barbarians

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Some poetry to bring culture to you barbarians

Post  Guest on Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:04 pm

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,

Barmen

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once upon a midnight dreary,
while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site
of ' hot xxx galore'.
While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning,
mourning for my dear amour,
"'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give
me back my free hardcore!".....


quoth the server, 404.

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Re: Some poetry to bring culture to you barbarians

Post  sylvanasthia on Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:47 pm

This is a rendition of the Lumberjack song from Monty Python, EVE style - I thought I'd continue the Pythonesque references until it really annoys someone other than GenghisKaun:

1. I'm a miner
And I'm O.K.
I sleep all night
And I work all day.

<CONCORD> He's a miner
And he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

2. I grab the Veldspar
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesday I go ratting
And have buttered scones for tea.

<CONCORD> He grabs the Veldspar
He eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesday he goes ratting
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a miner.
And he's O.K.
He sleeps at night
And he works all day.

3. I grab the Veldspar
I warp and jump
I like to press wild NPCs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in stations

<CONCORD> He grabs the Veldspar
He skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in stations.

He's a miner
And he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

4. I grab the Veldspar
I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear alt.

<CONCORD> He grabs the Veldspar
He wears high heels
(spoken rather than sung)
Suspenders... and a bra?
That's shocking, etc.
That's rude... tuttut... tut tut...
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